So Next Year, I'll Have Mimosas for Breakfast, Beer with Lunch, and Cocktail Hour Will Begin at 3 p.m.

Final standings of the Second Annual Wolta Christmas Madden Throwdown: Justin defeats Eric, seven games to six. A squeaker of a victory for me, due largely to my undefeated record in games played after 11 p.m. when the grandparents went to bed and the booze started flowing.