I'm the Same Way at Chipotlé

I'm shopping for a new suit this weekend and I just know how it's going to go down: nope nope looks dated nope maybe skinny euro too scratchy nope wide shoulders long hands yeah long hands iddly iddly nope eggplant? nope too short iddly frustrated nope tired hungry seriously? seriously no torso nope possibly more william burroughs nope nope simple clean nope that guy's not getting my commission nope yes but nope hopeless mopey nope over it fuck this nope nope shutting down jeans are fine whatever don't care too bad nope nope nope nope nopenopenope nope done done stew talk stew talk gentle okay fine beer cheeseburger beer recharged maybe that first one yeah felt like paul newman okay fine sure yes watch the inseam no cuffs three days fine credit card home floppy breathe beer beer beer madden beer bed.

A super huge thanks in advance to this forch little lamb for the Sisyphean task of de-iddlying she just found out she’s in for and from whom I stole this bit.