Yeah, But My Second Life Avatar Reads, Like, 90 Books A Day

This makes me sad. Sadder, even, than looking at the giant weird ass that was just parked in front of me as I ate my lunch. Have you ever seen an ass that was fat and flat at the same time? Like, dude's pants were a 42 waist with a balloon seat and still his ass cheeks were all droopy and floppy like bunting on a 4th of July grandstand. So gross.