The Chicken Fries Contain Potassium Benzoate

Look, I'm not saying that the planted Burger King wallet I found last week is cursed, or that Burger King restaurants are cursed, or that I even believe in curses, but ever since I found that damn wallet and the free Whopper coupons inside, it's been nothing but bad luck for the MBD household. If anyone in the Taco Bell marketing department wants to leave some non-jinxed freebies on my doorstep I'd be much obliged.