Pilcrow Pretties Make Perfect Presents

You guys, I got a sneak peek last night at the painting Tony Fitzpatrick donated to Saturday night's Pilcrow NOPL auction and it's fucking stunning. Sexy and dirty and sly—remind you of anyone? So of course it needs to be hanging in my office. I'd been saving that space for a Sunday Ticket-powered flatscreen, but I'm rethinking those plans now.

If only there were some sort of occasion happening in the near future that necessitated the gifting of, to me, by you, the aforementioned Fitzpainting. If only.